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<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2017/09/08/dear-employer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/denisbocquet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DenisBocquet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/2887070187_e21803a2d1_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2887070187_e21803a2d1_b</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-08-23T11:56:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2017/09/03/lady-parts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/img_9104.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_9104</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-04T22:13:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/publications/</loc><lastmod>2017-09-04T01:28:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2015/11/02/how-old-do-i-look/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/img_4756.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hope in a Tub</image:title><image:caption>Portrait of a weirdo not of child-bearing age.  Yes, that's me on a hot summer's day playing in what is essentially an oversized bucket.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-03T01:35:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2015/10/15/published/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-16T02:49:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2015/10/12/my-shaved-head-months-3-4-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sam_0341-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Haircuts &amp; Migraines</image:title><image:caption>Haircuts &amp; Migraines!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sam_0254.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Month 3</image:title><image:caption>Month 3</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sam_0253.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Month 3</image:title><image:caption>Month 3</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sam_0256.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Month 3</image:title><image:caption>Month 3</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sam_0267.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Month 3</image:title><image:caption>Month 3
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</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sam_0333.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG CAMERA PICTURES</image:title><image:caption>Month 4</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sam_0332.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Month 4</image:title><image:caption>Month 4
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sam_0344.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Month 4</image:title><image:caption>Month 4</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sam_0341.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Haircuts Rock!</image:title><image:caption>Haircuts Rock!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-12T20:42:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2015/09/29/all-the-shitty-things/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-01T16:22:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2015/08/25/my-shaved-head-month-2-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sam_0180.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Now, Turn It to the Right</image:title><image:caption>Now, turn it to the right</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sam_0179.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turn it to the left</image:title><image:caption>Turn it to the left</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sam_0178.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And Make Love to the Runway</image:title><image:caption>and make love to the runway</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sam_0177.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Do Your Thing</image:title><image:caption>Do your thing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sam_0171.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Month2</image:title><image:caption>If you were flying a tiny helicopter or spying on me with a drone, this is the view you'd see of my noggin.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-25T17:27:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2015/08/24/confessions-and-poems-migraine-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_1750.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1750</image:title><image:caption>When asked,"How are you?" All I have to do is point.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_1690.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1690</image:title><image:caption>Yes, this is me giving myself a shot in the leg. This is how I've earned my "badass" merit badge. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-24T20:19:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2015/08/20/god-omniscient-omnipotent-omnipresent-and-published/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/godtheauthor.png</image:loc><image:title>Godtheauthor</image:title><image:caption>While anachronistic, I can't help but envision God tip-tapping away at a typewriter.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-10T00:44:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2015/07/29/grief-is-a-fickle-bitch/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-30T03:49:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2015/07/21/my-shaved-head-month-1-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sam_0138.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Month1_1</image:title><image:caption>Click me to embiggen!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sam_0137.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Month 1_3</image:title><image:caption>Click me to embiggen!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sam_0133.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Month1_2</image:title><image:caption>Click me to embiggen!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/photo-on-7-21-15-at-1-21-pm-2.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>This is me day-dreaming about long, beautiful locks of hair. ;p</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-21T20:52:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2015/07/17/perfection-or-when-you-half-ass-half-assing-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/wpid-wp-1437159250322.png</image:loc><image:title>wpid-wp-1437159250322.png</image:title><image:caption>Half-ass? Nope, just can't do it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/wpid-wp-1437159163113.png</image:loc><image:title>wpid-wp-1437159163113.png</image:title><image:caption>Ahhh. Whole ass. Much better.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-18T03:27:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2015/06/23/my-uterus-is-pissed/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-17T20:04:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/about/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-13T19:32:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2015/06/12/iud-sis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/5892988981_c5c40207ff_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peaches DJ Extravaganza</image:title><image:caption>Let's talk about uteruses.
(photo credit: Theater Festival Impulse/Flickr- Creative Commons)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-12T20:07:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2015/06/10/i-shaved-me-head-for-no-particular-reason/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sam_0065.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sam_0065</image:title><image:caption>The hair dryer goes on long-term disability.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sam_0087.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sam_0087</image:title><image:caption>Rub the head. It feels gooood.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_6921.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6921</image:title><image:caption>Somehow, I don't think Locks of Love want these.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/shavedheadshock2.gif</image:loc><image:title>ShavedHeadShock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/shavedheadshock1.gif</image:loc><image:title>ShavedHeadShock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/shavedheadshock.gif</image:loc><image:title>ShavedHeadShock</image:title><image:caption>Surprise!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_6913.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6913</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-12T04:16:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/2015/06/02/this-is-my-beach-body/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hopeholz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_6908.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6908</image:title><image:caption>Full body selfies are hard. There IS a head and legs attached to this torso.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-03T11:58:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net/projects/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-02T19:39:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://hopeholz.net</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2020-08-23T11:56:42+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
